G. I. WHO??????

The world of political correctness is strangling our existence beyond belief. Paramount Pictures, on the heels of the wildly popular Transformers movie from the summer of 2007, decided to bring the the big screen another of many 1980s youth favorites, G. I. Joe. Though according to sources from Paramount it will do little to resemble the Elite American Heroes that many, including myself, grew up loving. The former G. I. Joe: A Real American Hero will now be replace as G. I. Joe (to stand for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity).

G. I. Joe is and American Hero, but the company is afraid that the idea of an American Hero won't fly with the "international" audience. No the problem is that Hollywood has gone so far to the left that the United States Military can't do anything right or look good in any way, because America is the land of war-mongers. What a load of crap!

Paramount here is an idea! If you are true to the 1980 cartoons and write your script around that idea and the ideals that the U. S. Military are collectively the most advanced fighting force on the planet, you won't have to worry about the "international audience" or the revenues from around the world, because if done correctly a live action movie featuring G. I. Joe: A Real American Hero here in the good ole U. S. of A. would be the largest box office smash in history. I can promise you that. So do the right thing and put a movie out that is true and loyal to the millions of fans who have been craving this for years. Don't cave.